Share these adorably funny Thanksgiving jokes with the family around the table this year! They’re sure to “quack” everyone up!
The Knock-Knock Joke
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.
“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”
Other funny jokes!
Question: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
Answer: It simply wants to run away.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What kind of key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turk-Key
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Throw in 14 Carrots
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all
Q: How can you make a turkey float?
A: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!